THE OLD NATURIST
Locker rooms are meant for people to get changed and there’s nothing wrong with being naked, and yet there are some people who start chit chatting with everybody with their forbidden fruit in full display and wander all around with no worries. Some old people comment last night’s match or argue about this or that politician with and their fruits  are hangig in front of ebverybody, so mature  that it almost looks like it’s about to fall from the tree at any moment.

THE OLD NATURIST

Locker rooms are meant for people to get changed and there’s nothing wrong with being naked, and yet there are some people who start chit chatting with everybody with their forbidden fruit in full display and wander all around with no worries. Some old people comment last night’s match or argue about this or that politician with and their fruits  are hangig in front of ebverybody, so mature  that it almost looks like it’s about to fall from the tree at any moment.

THE LOOSE SPEEDO SWIMMER

Gym goers special edition, for the occasion Pool Goers.
There are so little things you need to bring with you at the pool, like your goggles, your towel and your swimming suit, and you’re basically ready to dive and swim. And yet you still see guys who do it wrong: there are clearly being using the same Speedo for the last decade  which has lost all its elasticity and its so loose that it hangs from their butt, just like a Huggies full of crap. Besides being something really horrible to watch, I wonder if they don’t feel like a parachute effect, while they swim…
THE LOOSE SPEEDO SWIMMER

Gym goers special edition, for the occasion Pool Goers.

There are so little things you need to bring with you at the pool, like your goggles, your towel and your swimming suit, and you’re basically ready to dive and swim. And yet you still see guys who do it wrong: there are clearly being using the same Speedo for the last decade  which has lost all its elasticity and its so loose that it hangs from their butt, just like a Huggies full of crap. Besides being something really horrible to watch, I wonder if they don’t feel like a parachute effect, while they swim…

THE NON STOP TALKER
You go to the Gym to forge your body, and take a break from the stress of your daily like, but sometimes when you’re trying rekax doing your work out, here he comes: the non stop talker. You couldn’t care less about his non sense stories and questions, but he’s very determined to talk. TO YOU. I mean, you don’t even remove your earphones to give him a clear signal that you don’t want to listen to him, but no, he keeps with his jibber jabber. Trust me, changing exercise won’t be any help, because he’ll drop what he’s doing, and follow you. Any excercise you’ll try to do.

THE NON STOP TALKER

You go to the Gym to forge your body, and take a break from the stress of your daily like, but sometimes when you’re trying rekax doing your work out, here he comes: the non stop talker. You couldn’t care less about his non sense stories and questions, but he’s very determined to talk. TO YOU. I mean, you don’t even remove your earphones to give him a clear signal that you don’t want to listen to him, but no, he keeps with his jibber jabber. Trust me, changing exercise won’t be any help, because he’ll drop what he’s doing, and follow you. Any excercise you’ll try to do.

THE DRY CLEANER
One of the best moments at the gym is when you’ve done with the work out and all sweated and exaustes you go to the loker room  to get undressed and throw yourself under the warm shower. Then you see these kids who instead of joining you under the shower, prefer wearing back their jeans and drying their sweat with paper tissue so they can overspray themselves with deodorant, before wearing a fresh t-shirt. And off they go. Now, I get that you’re young and the idea of washing yourelves with water and soap may look primitive, but to this day it’s still the best way to get clean. I mean, it’s not like you’re cats or something that you want to go for the dry cleaning!

THE DRY CLEANER

One of the best moments at the gym is when you’ve done with the work out and all sweated and exaustes you go to the loker room  to get undressed and throw yourself under the warm shower. Then you see these kids who instead of joining you under the shower, prefer wearing back their jeans and drying their sweat with paper tissue so they can overspray themselves with deodorant, before wearing a fresh t-shirt. And off they go. Now, I get that you’re young and the idea of washing yourelves with water and soap may look primitive, but to this day it’s still the best way to get clean. I mean, it’s not like you’re cats or something that you want to go for the dry cleaning!

occonno2001 asked:

Have you ever encountered plastics? At my gym their are countless straight men who are primped to perfection. Most have great bodies and abs. They all know each other some how and roam the gym in groups of 3 to 7. They are always lifting up their shirts exposing their ripped torsos. A small group of them have flex offs in the aerobics room every Friday. I ABHOR PLASTICS. Though I find it hard to ignore them. Fuckers. So damn sexy and arrogant.

Sure I have, they’re soon to be described

THE “LOOK AT ME” CHICK
There are two kinds of gym goers: those who wear a track suit to work out and those who forget to wear anything at all. There’s this super hot chick, who’s so determined to show her abs off that she ties a knot  to her tank top on the side and wears super short hot pants so all that the boys drools over her and stare her speechless when she passes by, and you can spot the gays ‘cause they’re the only ones whose eyes are still on the TV screens even if she’d pour cool water on a white top.

THE “LOOK AT ME” CHICK

There are two kinds of gym goers: those who wear a track suit to work out and those who forget to wear anything at all. There’s this super hot chick, who’s so determined to show her abs off that she ties a knot  to her tank top on the side and wears super short hot pants so all that the boys drools over her and stare her speechless when she passes by, and you can spot the gays ‘cause they’re the only ones whose eyes are still on the TV screens even if she’d pour cool water on a white top.

THE SELFIEST
Smartphones changed the world as we knew it, and thanks to Instagram,Twitter and Facebook constantly at hand, people take don’t waist a single occasione to take a selfie while they’re barely dressed, if not naked, just so they can share it on the web and increase their collection of stars, hearts and likes. 
The Gym (just like your home bathroom) is the place that teases our shower side the most, in fact many common gym goers, after an excercise, pull their tshirt, in front of the mirrors and stare at their image in the display, and never the mirror. 
In fact I’m ready to bet that in many of these pictures you could see a very blurred me involuntary bombing on the background, while I’m looking at them very skeptically
THE SELFIEST
Smartphones changed the world as we knew it, and thanks to Instagram,Twitter and Facebook constantly at hand, people take don’t waist a single occasione to take a selfie while they’re barely dressed, if not naked, just so they can share it on the web and increase their collection of stars, hearts and likes. 
The Gym (just like your home bathroom) is the place that teases our shower side the most, in fact many common gym goers, after an excercise, pull their tshirt, in front of the mirrors and stare at their image in the display, and never the mirror. 
In fact I’m ready to bet that in many of these pictures you could see a very blurred me involuntary bombing on the background, while I’m looking at them very skeptically
THE SKINNY OPTIMIST
If you haven’t worked out for a long time, even lifting a pen is likely hurt you as if you’ve just finished the Olimpics. At my Gym you can see these kids, fresh members, all thinner than a brumstick, who spend their time posing at the mirror just like Mr Olympia, after one series with the lightest free weights. All you can see are their skinny arms, while they must see themselves as the new Schwarzenegger or Lou Ferrigno, and they keep staring at their reflection pleased for their progresses, after only five minutes of work-out.

THE SKINNY OPTIMIST

If you haven’t worked out for a long time, even lifting a pen is likely hurt you as if you’ve just finished the Olimpics. At my Gym you can see these kids, fresh members, all thinner than a brumstick, who spend their time posing at the mirror just like Mr Olympia, after one series with the lightest free weights. All you can see are their skinny arms, while they must see themselves as the new Schwarzenegger or Lou Ferrigno, and they keep staring at their reflection pleased for their progresses, after only five minutes of work-out.

THE OVEREDRESSED SHOWERER
Unless you’re Swedish or you’re not from a naked family, you may be embarassed getting naked in front of other people, but there are some circumstances during which it’s pratically mandatory to show your willy to people, and yet at the gym some kids take their shower with their underwears on and. Ok, they’re young and maybe shy, but let’s face it, we all have it and it’s always the same (well… more or less) so it’s not that you have any precious treasure to hide. It takes once, you get naked in the locjer room and forget any embarassement, and who cares where people look at. And let’s face it you can’t clean your tool if you keep it in the tool box.

THE OVEREDRESSED SHOWERER

Unless you’re Swedish or you’re not from a naked family, you may be embarassed getting naked in front of other people, but there are some circumstances during which it’s pratically mandatory to show your willy to people, and yet at the gym some kids take their shower with their underwears on and. Ok, they’re young and maybe shy, but let’s face it, we all have it and it’s always the same (well… more or less) so it’s not that you have any precious treasure to hide. It takes once, you get naked in the locjer room and forget any embarassement, and who cares where people look at. And let’s face it you can’t clean your tool if you keep it in the tool box.